Embedded WAV file

<bgsound src="airportpa.wav" width=2 height=2 autostart=true autorestart=true loop=false> The console on the left is to control the WAV file that will play when it finished loading. To prevent playing when file is loaded change the tag autostart=true into autostart=false. The stuff that is placed between <embed> is for Netscape browsers and IE3.02 and up. The other line is for the old IE browsers, they arent capable of putting up a console, but they can play sounds hidden. To hide console for <embed> capable browsers add hidden=true and you can remove controls=smallconsole if wanted.

The sound in question is a joke you can play at an airport, when a plane arrives from a country where you'd expect people with unpronounceable names like Saudi Arabia. The name you would give to get the sound you just heared is: Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted. Which results in almost everybody pronouncing it as "My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard."